Weight Loss (the pictorial guide)

Have people called you a fatty or a tub of lard or maybe an over-grown baby-elephant (how crazy am I?). Well, then I'm guessing that you are really FAT!!! I mean, you must look like this:


Or maybe like this:


Which at least looks better, but is FAT non the less.

Well, what could be the problem? Why the hell are you soooo freakin FAT?!?
It maybe due to this:


Or due to this:


This:


Or maybe this:


Honestly I dont know.....

And if you want to get in better shape......

GET THE HELL OUTA HERE AND GO OUTSIDE TO DO SOME JOGGIN OR SOMETHIN!!!
COME ON YOU CAN'T JUST SIT THERE AND EXPECT TO GET THIN!!!!