Saturday, April 09, 2005


Just when you thought it was over, and you could visit my site without fear of the "Philosopher", she's back with a vengence. Ha!! Try to contemplate this. If you dare......

u know i find it vary interesting on how some people do stuff around here in this world. like how some people can teach other people how to do something. or how people go about doing there own thing and than someone else comes along and finds it intersting to themselfs. or how others can be so daring on wanting to do stunts. or something so dangerous and how people find that interesting to watch. that also amazes me with this world or how even people and anamals can co exist with each other now a days. and how everything in and around this place can some how learn or be tought how to communicate with other things. that is really the one true thing everything needs to survive in this planet now a days. or else there would be nothing left and that is the number one truth.. also on how all things learn how to express them selfs on different things to is also good. and u can ask anyone that there isnt one day where nothing or anyone cant learn somthing about anything at all cuz that is or would be impossable. and that is also a fact. if u even think about it i think most will find it the truth. but its up to that person on if they want to exept it or not. that is what i think is the maine beauty about humans and life its self.

-My unknow friend

Monday, April 04, 2005

Your Own Beez-Wax

how many people like how everyone acts for me well i can say i like it but than again i dont but like its weird cuz its like if i someone that i dont know i can usually tell how thay are just how thay act and if its someone that acts like thay know everything than please just stay away from me oh and dont try and start a fight or argument with me either cuz guess what u wont win and if u have any problmes with how anyone else is acting well than thats just tough than hua and dont even try and talk or blable my ear off cuz i wont lison all this kind of stuff is really not my thing and accurally to tell u the truth i honestly think that god and human and this place we call planet and the world really dont mix and if u think so than u need to go back and do somthing cuz i say u are wrong. and whats another thing with people give other people wird looks and stuff than having them look back at u like what is up with you or somthing like what is your problem i say to that hay if u dont like it than turn around and walk away or just to put it shortly MYOB. well ok for u unintilagent people its like this Mind Your Own Bussness. so hope u people get smarter instead of dumber. thanks.

This was sent to me by my friend. She is smart but wishes to remain unknown.

Cool huh? Seems totally stressed out?

Hey tell you what. Memorise this whole thing and give to people when you want to be left alone. That'll make them MTOB. For you inintellegent people out there, that'd Mind Their Own Business.


You Know You're Too Stressed If...

.You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

.The Sun is too loud.

.Trees begin to chase you.

.You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

.You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

.You can hear mimes.

.You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

.You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

.Things become "Very Clear."

.You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

.You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

.You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.

.The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

.You and Reality file for divorce.

.You can skip without a rope.

.It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

.You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

.You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

.You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

.You can travel without moving.

.Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

.You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

.Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

.You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before

Sunday, April 03, 2005

American Intelligence??

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into aforest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months ofextensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

The Other Side

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1.Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it !!!

1.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

2.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

3.If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

4.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

5.Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1.ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1.If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1.Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1.You have enough clothes.

1.You have too many shoes.

1.I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this. I really hope this din't seem too m.c.p-like. I really am not an m.c.p.
Phhh!! that's must be like the only crazy thing that i'm not.
p on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

The Name

You have now officailly reached the end of my site. Congratulations!!! ( the whole thing). Now you may be wondering about the name. It basically means nothing what so ever. So dont worry, this has nothing to do with mathematics. That must be a weight off your mind.

Or is this site about math? Am I some kind of crazy psychopath bent on taking over the world? Am i some lunatic who wants to teach people MATH???!!!!! Is world domination through the use of math my ultimate aim in life?

Now you come to another question: Why am i reading this??
Hey but please keep reading.

Now you know absolutely nothing new. Or have you learnt that i'm totally mentally unstable? Well, i guess you learn something new everyday.

Have a nice day. Or will you......?