Perpendicular Bisector: Harry Potter And the Goblet Of Fire

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Harry Potter And the Goblet Of Fire

The new potter movie......oooo.......aaaaaa........

Well...lemme get down to it.

The movie is loaded with killer lotr type graphics that make wanna scream. Yeah...scream. Well me atlest. So the graphics are from lotr. What else have the gaints WB copied? Well the whole story....yeah the whole thing...
From this book. They say they have the copy right. Yeah...and dinosaurs actually existed...phuy!...
And the actors are gettin to old. I mean look at Emma Watson....I mean really...look at her.....aaaaaahhhhh.....isn't she pretty..?.....

Well....anyways..... The other two desparately need hair-cuts.

So I'm guessing this movie will blow over in a couple of weeks. When people wake up and realise that they cant fly on broom sticks and that that weird sound isn't a dragon, it's their neighbours' dog.

Then they'll return to T.V.

The Power puff girls shall prevail.......

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Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

Have one of the hostages hold your gun while you make a quick trip to the bathroom.

Let one hostage go to the bathroom. When he doesn't return, send the others to see what's taking him so long.

Agree to let the hostages go, after doing so, make you demands.

Rig the building to explode if someone tries to go through the door, then remember that you forgot to lock your car and leave the room.

Confuse the detonator for your explosive booby-traps with your garage door opener.

Tell the negotiator that you'd rather choke on tear gas than let the hostages go.

Allow one of the hostages to win possession of your gun because of a paper-rock scissors tournament.

Forget your gun at home.

Run away bawling like a baby when one of your hostages calls you a "meanie".

Ask the negotiator to tell your fiancee that this is all a joke and would she marry you.

As the Negotiator

Ask the hostage taker if he/she would like to go to dinner after the stand-off.

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Show up stoned and do anything at all.

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Saturday, November 12, 2005

Harry Potter And the Goblet Of Fire

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